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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Transcript
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What does the morning mean to you? The morning means I want to go to the lake and go to the nude beach and eat croissants that Arron makes me.
Yeva, what does the afternoon mean to you? Afternoon means going to Krk, having sex on the beach, having sand in my pussy.
That's it.
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Sorry, guys.
Venka, what does evening mean to you? Everything. Excuse me. She's gone. Thank you. Honza, what does night mean to you? Night.
Yeva, what does the morning mean to you? Afternoon means I want to go to the lake and go to the nude beach. I know how to do two songs in the same time. You have to commit to what you think, what you believe, and not only that, but really put pressure into your dreams, your goals, and not only that, the moment you think you'll fail, really push it until you get it. No, like, you can... I don't know if you're, like, I don't know Polish or fucking Italian or anybody. Hey, hey, hey. Have this clear sausage. Or her, she says. Go!
You got to pay for the shit if you want to see the real shit, if you want to see the naked shit, if you're going to see the man-made naked shit, if you want to see the man-made naked shit.
We are not the girls that you want to know. What? You can't do it. Say it again. Say it. I'll come out. Oh, great. At the station? Great, at the station? Very good. Hello, hello? I can't hear you again? You should send someone to the station.
Being a teenager and growing up again without this conservative patriarchy, like learning myself again, what is it like to be a teenager when I am almost 30? It's lame, but hey, it's my life. So I didn't flush the toilet. And I knew it was meant to be flushed. It was this old toilet, you know, there are people having in cottages at Forest. It's kind of, you have to have a bucket full of water and do stuff. If you don't, the whole cabin is too small, so it will get smelly quite fast. So I knew that I don't want to do it. I want to piss the owner off. So I didn't flush.
I told my dad of the struggle and he was like, oh no, I didn't name my child the right way. And he was really, not really sad, but I could see the sadness be there.
Naskla, they said 'Naskla'.
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