FAQ
The questions we get asked most — about the collective, the archive, and getting involved. Can’t find it here? info@objectparadise.com.
THE COLLECTIVE
WHAT IS OBJECT:PARADISE?
WHAT IS O:P:TV?
WHY DID YOU BUILD YOUR OWN PLATFORM?
WHAT ARE THE PROJECT GOALS?
THE ARCHIVE
DO I NEED AN ACCOUNT TO WATCH?
DOES THE ARCHIVE TRACK ME OR SHOW ADS?
THE DECK HAS HIDDEN CONTROLS, DOESN’T IT?
The transport. SPACE plays and pauses, the arrow keys change tape (← →) and volume (↑ ↓), M mutes, , and . jog the reels back and forward, F goes fullscreen, and P cuts the power.
The picture. X opens the Video Mixer — hue, saturation, contrast, invert, multi-screen and mirror, on dials 1 through 6; hold a dial to sweep it. R resets the lot, O hides the on-screen readouts, and 7 tints the entire site to a colour of your choosing (G switches that tint off and on again).
The channels. S starts surf mode (auto channel-hopping), D cuts the signal, and W tunes the Žižkov weather forecast. N silences the deck’s own transport sounds. Verified poets also get C — Mix Cam, to record a live mix of a tape they appear in.
Most of it works on the living-room TV too, and the little bar that follows you around the site answers to dials 1–4. It is your deck; nothing you do to the picture is permanent. As for what happens at ten o’clock — stick around.
CAN I TAKE A TAPE WITH ME AROUND THE SITE?
The bar carries two channels, not one: the tape you’re watching and O:P RADIO. Start something on the radio and a second strip appears inside the same bar, with a rocker switch on the left deciding which channel the transport controls are driving. It is always one bar — closing a channel drops its strip and the other one slides up.
HOW DO I SHARE A TAPE WITH SOMEBODY?
CAN I PUT THIS ON MY PHONE’S HOME SCREEN?
WHO ARE HONZA, JENDA AND JAN?
CAN I MESSAGE A POET WHO ISN’T ON THE SITE YET?
CONTRIBUTING
HOW DO I BECOME A VERIFIED POET?
To become verified: when registering an account (or via the poet directory), submit a “Claim Profile” request. Our admins will verify your identity. Once approved, you gain access to the Global Network Map and extended profile features.
Or get printed. Any signed-in account can submit work to KROTCH, and if we place your piece in an issue you become a Verified Poet along with it — credited on the site, with contributor copies in the post. Worth knowing before you send: we prioritise work from Prague or about Prague, and no names appear in the print copy — that one is the zine’s ethos, not an oversight. You can see everything we’ve printed so far.
Or get on a tape. Verification means your work is in the archive, so putting work in the archive is a route to it: submit a video. If we accept it, it becomes part of O:P:TV — and a Supporter whose tape lands gets upgraded to Verified Poet with it, credits and all. A Supporter’s submission has to be in collaboration with a Verified Poet, so this is the route for people who were there: you filmed the reading, you played the set, you have the tape nobody else kept.
CAN I SUBMIT A VIDEO?
Things you’ll notice during that exploration: we shoot on VHS; we don’t know how to edit films; we work within our community; we don’t shoot perfect shots or capture perfect sound; we like concerts and actions and poetry readings and performances and drinking beer and filming all of it — oh, and Žižkov, of course.
If you think you have a video which suits all or some of those variables, we have two pathways for users to upload videos:
- Supporters can submit videos but must be in collaboration with a Verified Poet (someone who’s already listed in the Poet Directory).
- ✓ Verified Poets can submit videos of themselves — but of course are always encouraged to collaborate with other poets in the network.
Please note that all videos accepted for submission will be uploaded permanently on Archive.org under the OBJECT:PARADISE Label — so please make sure you have consent and applicable rights for anything and anyone that’s featured in your video.
HOW DO I SUBMIT TO KROTCH MAGAZINE?
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SUPPORTER AND A VERIFIED POET?
The fastest way across that line is to bring something. Get a piece into KROTCH, or submit a video — a Supporter’s submission has to be in collaboration with a Verified Poet (tag them in the form), which is exactly the situation of someone who was in the room with a camera. If we take it, it goes into O:P:TV under your credit and your account gets verified with it. Verified Poets can then submit videos of themselves, plus the rest of the kit: the Global Network Map, galleries, lore, and Mix Cam on tapes you appear in.
CAN O:P HOST, PROGRAM, OR COLLABORATE ON AN EVENT?
WHERE CAN I BUY KROTCH OR O:P WORK?
CREDITS, TAKEDOWNS & PRIVACY
I’M IN A TAPE BUT I’M NOT CREDITED. CAN YOU FIX IT?
HOW DO I REQUEST A TAKEDOWN OR ANONYMIZATION?
HOW DO I CONTACT THE TEAM?
LEGAL & PRIVACY: Privacy, Archival & Community Policy
