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Missed Konnections

156 lines · 19 issues · May 2022 to February 2026

  1. W4M (TRAM 6, BRUSELSKA) -I got on when they were arresting you. You dropped a wrench but you still managed to ask if I had a lighter?? You had brown hair and deep blue eys. Who are you?? Where are you??? How are you????. Hope to see you again...KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  2. M4M (TESCO ANDEL : CARP FARMER) -You had blood all over your hands and appologized for getting some on me. You spoke good english even though you were embarassed. I'd love to give you private lessons and talk about our futures.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  3. M4W (NUSLE : POETRY READING) -You said it was your first time reading your poetry outloud. I thought that was weird--did you mean in front of people? I wonder what it's like in your head. I would like to visit sometime. I was wearing the purple earrings and shiney white shoes. Hope to hear you read again.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  4. W4W (LETNA : THE JAM) -You were here in an undefinable presence. I was there sitting in cheap perfume from the potraviny. I thought of you. You did not.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  5. W4M (VIKTORIA, ZIZKOV : CAUGHT YOUR GLANCE) -long shot -- but a few weeks ago I shared a beautiful few seconds with you. you were wearing a red beanie and had pink paint spots all down the front of your pants. We both looked back at each other and I wish you would have ran after me. I had time that day.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  6. M4W (ZIZKOV : WE FINALLY GOT DRUNK TOGETHER) -We had such a good time together and I always thought you were kind of cute. We made plans to go on a date that night but you got too drunk and then I never heard from you again. Am i overthinking you? I have bikes we can ride in spring.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  7. W4WM (NOVA DOBA, LETNA) -We were all drining til 5am a few Tuesdays ago-- just the three of us. I was waiting for either of you to make the move. We talked about your open relationship and I could feel her sizing me up each time i got up to take a piss. Why did you have to lead me on all night? I basically lost my fucking job the next day.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  8. W4M (SUBZERO : YOU BROKE MY NOSE) -You broke my nose in the moshpit and then abided my orders for beer and vodka. Although it didn't work out for you, I appreciated the effort. See you.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  9. M4W (WE HOOKED UP ONCE - NOW STEP OFF) -You are a shit head 24/7. If you get your shit together and get your shit out of my house then ill maybe consider it.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  10. MW4M (WENCELAK : AMERICAN MAN IN AN IRISH BAR) -You played us two songs: "I'm So Sick" by Flyleaf and "21 Questions" by 50 Cent. Both were exceptional. Please have sex with my wife.KROTCH 20 · FEBRUARY 2026
  11. M4M (I.P PAVLOVA : TRAM GUY WITH THE EYEBROW) -we were both waiting a tram. chilly afternoon. You looked like me but you only had one eyebrow. we looked at eachother differently than people usually look at people. a few years later you came to a house party that I had. we didn't talk about that moment those years before, but I wish we did.KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  12. M4F (MYSLIKOVA) -Orange hair coming in caught my eye. Caught more when you tripped on the curtain. You're definitely 10 years older than me. I told you i didn't see anything. "Right.. that would have been embarrassing" or something. You hesitated after that, too, long. Maybe you weren't too old.KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  13. W/M4W (HOLOSOVICE : GAMER GIRL) -Is it even a missed connection if I was too afraid to look you in the eye? Did you also not look at me? Maybe it could work out.KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  14. W4WM (LIBEN : WE WERE BOTH ON DATES) -We briefly checked each other out at Metal Bar. I didn't do anything bout it bc i was waiting on my man. And so were you apparently. You both looked cute. mid 30s. Architects I presume. I asked my man if we should join you two. He never wants to have any fun. Maybe next time..KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  15. W4M (OLSANSKA : OLD MAN WITH THE RAVIOLI) -You were in the Albet cradling a single pack of ravioli like it was a baby. You blew me a kiss when you looked up at me, we both nodded, then walked in opposite directions. What was that about?KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  16. M4W (ZIZKOV : YOU STOLE MY MONEY) -We went out for drinks and you ordered a vodka coconut. wtf? You were holding onto my atm bills because my latex one pice had only one pocket. Remember how you said you'd call me? Well i'd like that.KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  17. M4MM (BAR AT JINDRISKA : HEY HORSE FACE) -You walked into the bar with a long face, but quickly flared your nostrils and snorted out some laughs when we started talking. I'm sorry I had to hoof it to my awaiting Uber, but I'd like to see if we can saddle-up for some time on the trail. Don't neigh me down!KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  18. M4M (YOU SENT ME THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES) -I asked you to send me some shitty poetry to publish in KROTCH Magazine and you sent me the constitution of the USA lol. I thought that was so fucking hot.KROTCH 19 · MARCH 2025
  19. F4M (FISH BAR : JANK ?) -i cant remember your name -- Jan ? Jane ? Jank? I don't speak czech neither did I. super nice bloke the place was bustling with beard bellies I had to decline though bc i only came in to see if my neighbor roommate was there hiding from me behind a notebook and he was that rotten toothed love bug Jank was hot tho i prolly wooujd taken him out if i wernt so hungover.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  20. W4W (LAZARSKA : SLOVENIAN) -Your breath smelt like a carcus but the way you played that harmonica in the first snow was so beautiful.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  21. W4M (BRANIK : LONELY BOY) -You've prollly gotten around with everyone just about in Prague. I mean I can see why--it must be fun being you. But I see how lonely you are..standing there waiting for whoever she is at the corner each weekend, running your fingers through your blonde beautiful hair, fixing your posture.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  22. W4WM (LIPANSKA : YOU GAVE ME YOUR SHOES) -We met on a night tram (cant remember which one) when you smiled at me & my boy. We were all dressed up and when we got off we walked the same direction & you gave me yr shoes. FUck! I wish we got your numberKROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  23. M4M (KLUBOVNA : WHISKY BOY) -We took some shots at the bar which I thought was odd for noon. But you asked and I wasn't about to get watered down. I like the way you thiink and want to know what you feel. Maybe see you at a show.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  24. W4W (KINO SVETOZOR, MUSTEK) -I was alone & went all made up in a scarf and chap stick and shit. You asked if you could finish my cigarette butt and we took the 9 home together, sitting in opposite cars. I went back to say bye but you got off at Viktoria & left yr gloves on the seat. They're still warm.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  25. M4MM (YOU'LL DONT EVENT SMOKE CRANK) -YOU'LL PROBABALLY DONT EVEN HIT CRANK. YOU ACT TOUGH AND MORBID OUT MY WINDOW. YOUL'LL DONT EVENT PROABABLY SMOKE CRANK. LOVE YA'.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  26. M4M (UNIJAZZ : BUCKELFAT REMOVAL GUY) -We talked about buckelfat removal at the bar during some poetry event. We made vague plans to go get it done. I wasn't joking. You'd look so sexy in bed letting me come to you in the morning with an omlette with all the fat sucked out of our faces.KROTCH 18 · JANUARY 2025
  27. M4F (TINDER : YOU MISSED A CONNECTION) -This goes to all the 948 girls I swipped right on--- you missed genuine connection with a guy who has access to a motorcycle.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  28. W4M (133 , FLORA : BUS DRIVER) -You were driving your big bus, the 135, to Flora. Forearm tattoo with an all-seeing eye. Clearly Slovak. You made my knees go weak! I'd really like to take you to coffee. Or tell him I said so. Am I going to look for him on the bus? I never go out there. Don't make me get weird.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  29. M4W (IP PAVLOVA : TALL & SLENDER) -We had a moment maybe (three?) weeks ago at IP. You looked like you were from New York. You walked like you were from Krymska. I suggested we take the 98 sometime and you didn't get what I meant. Just wondering if you heard me wrong. Your name was Veronika.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  30. W4W (HOLOSOVICE : MISSING TOOTH GIRL) -We were at a jam session and you were using two harmonicas as drumsticks and holding a drumstick in your mouth where a tooth should have been. It was fucking hot. I wish I had the confidence to say something. I was sitting in the back making sketches of the whole thing. Hope I can show you someday.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  31. M4M (LETNANY, PRAGUE) -How do I tell my girlfriend I don't like her poetry and I feel uncomfortable with what her poet friends have done to her? We used to be able to disagree about things.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  32. W4W (IS THERE CHEMISTRY?) -We've been working together for the last four years and I wonder if you still have the same thoughts as me...you know i'm shy, and you're always around me...touching my hair and breathing down my neck. I think of that evening in Zizkov often.. we could get a small flat in vinohrady with a fridgerator.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  33. M4W (PRAHA-DOLNI MECHOLUPY : WOMAN WHO RESCUED 9KG ORANGE CAT) -To the gal that adopted an orange cat outside of humane society. Blitz is his name he's an overweight manx ( no tail) fluffy orange cat. I just miss him I came to the shelter to visit him and found out he had been rehomed. I dont have a place for him but would love to keep in touch with the girl that does. I just want to tell her he had his own baby basinette that he loved at my house, and that he loves ice water. Also he needs the kind of food that doesn cause sturvite crystals. And I would like you to tell him I still love him and I'm sorry.KROTCH 17 · NOVEMBER 2024
  34. M4W (KARLIN : ElEVATOR LATE NIGHT) -We met on here a few issues back. We met up and had a brief and fun elevator encounter in the early morning hours at my job. I wonder how you are.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  35. MMM4M (PRAGUE : LOOKING FOR YOU) -Do you want to get fucked in your two holes by 3 asian guys? Meet us behind the potraviny at olsanske namesti, thursdays, 21:00.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  36. W4W (JZP : BlUE EYED SMILE) -We crossed paths on Salvikova yesterday afternoon. I was carrying my broken bike and you, a box. Your stunning blue eyes caught my attention as you gave me a smile that seemed nicer than what most strangers give at random. Whether you were just being kind or not, here I am shooting my shot the only way I know.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  37. W4M (AMPLITHETER : MULTILINGUAL POETRY) -We used to see each other a few years back. I know you think it didn't mean anything to me then, and maybe it didn't. But now it does. I'd love to stay up for three days with you, writing poetry and rearranging all the furniture in your living room with our bodies like how we used to.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  38. M4M (LIBEN : LOOKING FOR MY STRAIGHT BUDDY) -If your wife or girlfriend is withholding, let me satisfy your needs.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  39. M4WW (ZIZKOV CASINO : PAIR OF QUEENS) -You are your friend stumbled into the casino late last Saturday. Us three played black jack for a few hours and you smoked my cigarettes. I wish I'd played my cards better.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  40. ?4? (PRAGUE : PLEASE RESPOND) -IF ANYONE HAS ANY EXPERIENCE WITH ANYTHING OR KNOWS ANYTHING PLEASE LET ME KNOW.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  41. M4W (CAFE LIBERAL : YOU WORRIED ABOUT ME) -After that hard fall down the stairs, you made sure I was okay and brought my usb-c to micro hdmi adapter to me in the ambulance. I just wanted to say thank you and that i'd love to pay you back sometime.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  42. W4M (RIEGROVY SADY : WHY WERE YOU COLLECTING DOG SHIT AT RIEGROVY SADY?) -You were in a suit collecting dog ends in the park. It was creepy and weird.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  43. W4? (PLEASE KEEP WRITING POETRY) -you think you aren't a writer. no one is. please don't listen to the haters. please keep writing.KROTCH 16 · AUGUST 2024
  44. M4WW (THE PLATFORM : GAGGLE OF GRRRLS ON THE PLATFORM) -You were off to Ostrava or Austrailia or something. Flowers in yr hair. Drunk off cheap wine. You told yr friends in german that you were sick of all these poets, thinking i couldn't understand. But I was drunk too.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  45. W4M (THE VEGAN JIDELNA, KARLIN : SOY BOY) -I look forward to our chats on Wednesdays. You trying to speak Czech. Me trying to speak Czech. Fuck language. Next time, take me out until the 96 tram turns into the 5.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  46. M4M (OPEN-MIC : GOD AWFUL POET) -You're a regular and read such god awful poetry. It's impressive. I am obsessed with you. Hope to see you at the next one, fancy boy.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  47. M4W (JZP : GIRL NEXTDOOR) -Sometimes i'm on the balcony when you're on yours. We pretend not to see each other, but we see each other not looking at each other. The thought has had to go through your head...KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  48. W4W (ROOFTOP BAR, LETNA) -You were on a rooftop and waved down at me. I waved back. It felt good to be seen. You shouted something but I didn't catch it. I want to know now.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  49. M4MW (YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS TO SEE US NAKED) -We met a few weeks ago. I'm getting the feeling that your boyfriend wants me to also be your boyfriend. Don't worry--i'm not looking for love. Give me a better hint next time. I love your accent.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  50. W4W (MANESOVA BAR AND BOOKS) -As I was headed to the ladies room tonight, we made awesome eye contact and you smiled at me so hard my heart exploded. You were sitting near the door just casually being stunning. Say hi if you want.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  51. WM4MW (KRYMSKA 22) -It was midday and you two were reading poems to each other out of black notes books. The way you looked at each other and listened was so incredibly intimate and sexy. Me & my partner got so turned on by it and jumped at each other as soon as we turned the key back home. Thanks.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  52. M4W (WERE YOU ACTUALLY INTO MY KINKS?) -We used to chat real dirty just for fun, but I always wondered how serious you were and if you really wanted me to do those things to you. I was serious.KROTCH 15 · APRIL 2024
  53. WWW4M (KARLIN SS. CYRIL AND METHODIUS CHURCH : DRUNK GIRLS) -We stumbled into mass on Easter Sunday and felt the word of God from you and started making out in the back pew. We know you liked it.KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  54. M4W (TRAM 22, NAMESTI MIRU) -You were sat across from me looking out the window but I felt like you were looking straight at me through the reflection. When I got off you waved and I knew I should have ran after you.. You had tattoos of hands on your hands.KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  55. W4W (KINO SVETOZOR : SIRACHA SHORTAGE) -I saw you walking out the asian potraviny at Kino Svetozor. You were struggling to carry 5 bottles of Huy Fong siracha. I was excited to see it back in stock, but was more excited to see someone else excited to see it back in stock. Hope to see you again.KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  56. M4M (KLUB PATRA : YOU LOOKED LIKE ME IF I WERE YOU) -You had a haircut like mine if I let it get like that. Earrings too. Sharper jaw line, but I could tell you like to drink. I kind of thought you looked at me. You came up to our group afterwords but I was already on my way out. Next time.KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  57. W4M (ZS : DRUNK KEYBOARDIST WITH DRUM STICKS) -You asked me where the concert was. You were already at the concert. We both were. You were shitfaced off Zizkovice wanting to play the piano with yr drum sticks. I thought you were cute. Do you always drink like that?KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  58. W4MW (ZIZKOVSKA NOC : I WENT TO EVERY BAR ON ZIZKOVSKA NOC TO FIND YOU) -I saw you and yr boyfriend? girlfriend? on Vilkova on Friday March 22. You looked like trouble. After you passed me, I went to every bar to try and find you but only found noise and a hangover--was that you?KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  59. M4M (YOU WERE VISITING FROM GERMANY) -You were wearing a suit but I could see the croset underneath. You didn't seem interested. I would have loved to show you what I was wearing.KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  60. W4W (PANDA BAR, FLOREC) -You and I were the only ones at Panda Bar a few Sundays ago. 41 for a draft kozel? What a steal. But some guy stole the bathroom key and left. In some unvierse we're still there getting a good drunk on pissing our pants together.KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  61. M4M (BERLIN PERSON) -I met you a few weeks ago--long shot I know. But now I feel like I see you everywhere. Long black lether jacket. Mullet. Fast sunglasses. Is it you? Or are you multiplying?KROTCH 14 · APRIL 2024
  62. M4W (EARL GREY AT MIDNIGHT) -I didnt know what Earl Grey was made of You told me its attic dust. That, I determined, was a lie. Were you coming onto me?KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  63. M4M (DVA KOHOUTI, KARLIN : DRINK MAN) -You were derragned with confidence. You kept stealing drinks off other tables and bringing them to us so that we'd drink with you. My friends told you to fuck off. I thought it was cute. Sorry my friend threw that beer on you.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  64. M4W (STAROPRAMEN BAR, SMICHOV) -You wanted to get your piss on and when you entered and we were all playing cards. You asked for some service and my colleague told you to leave bc you were disrupting our game. I would have served you...I was the guy with three eyebrows. Hope you see this.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  65. W4W (DOWN TOWN : SCAT GIRL DOWN TOWN) -You were skeeedooobiiideeedooo-ing I was oooooo weeee wooo-ing you. I would have loved to stay but I have a girlfriend...maybe she'd like you, too.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  66. W4M (KAMPUS HYBERNSKA : LEAFLET MAN) -You are the stoic sage at Kampus Hybernska with the contagious laugh. I'd love to get to know you. I wonder what yr favorite fruit is?KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  67. W4MW (UNDERDOGS' NEW (Y)EARS : YOU FUCKED ME) -You and yr "band" destroyed my ears. Couldn't find yu on social media -- "Vichnar's? Sister?" what was it? Anyways, you need to pay my hospital bill--ruptured ear drum & leaky spleen.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  68. M4? (ANYWHERE ANYTIME) -I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. LET ME KNOW. NO ARTISTS PLEASE.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  69. M4W (KARLOVA NAMESTI : TREADMILL TECHNICIAN) -You told me you liked my o-face. I told you that the tredmill kept shocking me and i wasn't, actually, having an orgasm. But maybe I was?KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  70. M4W (klub patra : POET WITH EYES THE SIZE OF THE OLIVES) -You did a reading at klub patra. I didn't get the metaphor about olives and fingers, but I could have eaten the olives straight from your beautiful black eyes.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  71. M4MM (JUST LOOKING FOR A FRIEND) -I just moved to zizkov and I'm looking for someone who won't judge me for previously living in nove mesto. Please.KROTCH 13 · JANUARY 2024
  72. M4W (PMF : GIRL WITH BLONDE TEETH) -I saw you at Prague Microfestival looking at Rowland's works up so close I thought you were smelling them. We had a brief moment alone in the hallway. I thought about what they smelt like on the 96 the whole way home.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  73. W4W (JZP : Chi Xiao Mian) -We both frequent the new chinese noodle restaunt at jirac. You go there on Tuesdays, I go on Tuesdays & Saturdays. I wonder if you'd like to join me next Saturday? If you notice me say hi--i'll share my cucumber lemonade with you.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  74. W4M (Karlovo Namesti : ALBERT - OLDER MAN WITH AGING MOTHER) -You were helping your mom shop for groceries at Karlovo Namesti and we smiled at each other and said hi......Then you turned around and smiled at me. If you see this....I am interested.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  75. M4W (JULIA OH JULIA) -You left your little socks under my bed and i've just now found them after all these months. I know they're yours because of your initials stiched in them. You deserve so much better.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  76. M4M (STARBUCKS, NARODNI TRIDA : PINOKIO AT STARBUCKS, NARODNI TRIDA) -You told the barista your name is Pinokio but I havent been able to find your profile online--just animations? You ordered a Matcha Latte and stired it with your nose. I thought that was so cool.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  77. M4W (CAFE RYBKA : Svarák) -looking like ya needed a freind bright eyes and a welcoming smile we briefly talked and I wish we would have exchanged numbers anyways just a shot in The Darkness.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  78. W4W (PRAHA-4 : SEEKING YOGA PARTNER, POSSIBLY MORE, PRAHA-4) -I'm looking for a female to get stretchy with. I have an itch I need to scratch and it's been too long. Vegans only.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  79. W4W (WHAT THE FUCK, JAN?) -SERIOUSLY. Who do you think you are using our tesco shopping card with her? She will never give you what you need. I could have given you so much more if you had let me. Don't come crawling back this time!!KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  80. M4W (OPEN-MIC : POET IN PLAID AT OPEN-MIC) -You read a poem about juggling mustard seeds and never planting them and made it into an analogy of the contemporary poetry scene. WOW THAT WAS HOT!KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  81. M4MM (I'M READING FOR ANYTHING) -Available on weekdays between 16:30 - 17:00. I can host.KROTCH 12 · NOVEMBER 2023
  82. W4M (TRAIN : YOU KNOW WHO) -We had a great, private reading in the bathroom from PRG to KRW. Then it was a stand up comedy show that turned then into an against the wall performance. Anyways, I got some more poems to show you Johnny. Let's see where the next train goes.KROTCH 11 · SEPTEMBER 2023
  83. M4W (TRAM) -On a Monday you rode the 10 or 16 from Namesti Miru to Moran. It was half past 5. I was enthralled by you. All lips and finger tattoos and rings. I could tell by your hands you're an artist of some kind. I regret not talking to you then. I wish you walked down Moran to Palackeho on another Monday. I would tap your shoulder, say howdy.KROTCH 11 · SEPTEMBER 2023
  84. W4? (PRAGUE : I NEED A DRINK) -OKAY? GET ME ONE. I'LL BE THERE. I'M ALWAYS AT THE BAR NEAR YOUR HOUSE. OKAY?KROTCH 11 · SEPTEMBER 2023
  85. MM4? (NOVE MESTO : HUMAN CANVAS WANTED) -you will come over, we will wine and fine you. you will take off your shoes, we will iron your socks. you will lay naked across our kitchen table. we will paint both the kitchen and your body. ( we are looking for a muscley man as an inverted stencil for our kitchen ). you get wine and ironed socks. email KROTCH if interested. serious inquires only.KROTCH 11 · SEPTEMBER 2023
  86. W4W (BERLIN KARAOKE BAR : yakisoba girl) -you were eating yakisoba at IP Pavlova last saturday, croutched on a stoop crying into your tofu. You got sick and I felt bad and asked if I could hold your hair. I hope you got home okay.KROTCH 11 · SEPTEMBER 2023
  87. M4W (BAR NEVINNY : HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE) -You sat in the corner drinking kozel, writing on receipts from your wallet. I wanted to tell you how beatiful you are, your bangs, sharp chin, soft eyes.KROTCH 11 · SEPTEMBER 2023
  88. M4M (TRAFIKA, KORUNNI : got caught drinking s sebou) -the waitstaff really chewed you out when they caught you drinking plasty budvar in the zahrada. You spread your arms out with palms up and raised your eyebrows like a kluk. I wish I could have left with you.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  89. M4W (AVU, HOLOSOVICE : you pissed your shorts) -I literally saw you wet yr shorts out front the potraviny as we were getting haribou. You denied it but I don't know why--I would've pissed mine too if it would've made yu feel better. Never leave a good party for another one.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  90. W4W (NOVE MESTO : dropped your phone in pho) -we both laughed when you dropped your phone and then one of your airpods into your pho ga at Narodni Pho. I felt bad for you and then happy that we shared that odd moment at midnight. Both of us picked all the corriander out of our soups.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  91. W4M (STROMOVKA : Afraid you'll find it weird) -..I really enjoyed the other week when everyone left and we kind of just sat and talked. You showed me pictures of your holographic beetle collection and didn't try to make a move when we walked home. I respect that and I'm glad we got to know eacother first. Call me!KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  92. W4? (KRYMSKA : I was the driver) -I sorry to drive my car through music festival in Krymska street. I wanted get home and maybe It would be better for me to just join party and dance. you all looking so young and happy...KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  93. M4W (AIRPORT : Your were hungover and poorly put together) -You came in the pharmacy frantically hungover and asked for a quick fix. I told you to grab a branik from relay, you winked and left before I could get your name.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  94. W4W (VRSOVICE : Your collages revealed just enough) -we sat on your windowsil as you showed me your collages of vintage matchbooks. How does someone even get into that kind of stuff? I can't wait to see you again.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  95. M4M (VYTON : You were a nudist) -teach me how and where to start? I can host.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  96. ?4M (JERICHO : Cowboy at the bar) -I looove your honky tonk vibe. I've never said anything to you besides a quick glance. Maybe next time hun.KROTCH 10 · JUNE 2023
  97. M4? (NARDONI TRIDA : You left your dentures in my mailbox) -that's all.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  98. M4M (ZIZKOV : Out front Bohuzel) -u were wearing a Pikachu onesie and smoking one outfront bohuzel last night, I can still taste the smoke on my lips. Meet me at the dentist's office on May 1st at 3pm. You know which one.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  99. W4W (NOVE MESTO : Pastels and Polka Dots) -You sold me a pastel painting of a tram crashing into another tram on the charles bridge. You signed it "Magdalena Malovani", but I don't believe it. What's wrong with you and why do I love you?KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  100. W4M (RIEGROVY SADY : Bathroom) -I saw you sneaking slices of bread into the bathroom and smearing them with Nutella for the pigeons. When you caught me looking, you handed me a slice and whispered, "It's our little secret." Let's meet up and have a picnic in the park, but this time, let's keep it above board.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  101. W4M (VINOHRADECH : KFC) -I saw you at KFC, double-fisting chicken wings like a good kluk. You gave me a wink and said, "watch and learn, baby." Let's meet up and have a chicken wing eating contest, loser has to buy the winner a bucket of wings.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  102. M4W (OPATOV : Magnums) -I was at the counter local potrav buying Magnum thins explaining the feeling is more intense than regular mags...I appreciate the laugh and the joke about if they are too big... let me know when you want to find out if you see this..very clean caramel guy with the Mcqueens ...KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  103. M4M (KARLOVO NAMĚSTÍ : Ticket Controller) -I think we really shared something there. You asked my name but not my number. Maybe you can look me up and we can hop the 17 from Petřiny to Koh-i-noor.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  104. W4M (VINOHRADY : I miss having dinner dates together) -We tried several new places together, but I think you may have left the city. If you are around, I'd love to hear from you. I'm tall and respectful. You were younger, petite, and socially conscious. If this isn't you, but sounds like something you would be interested in, shoot me an email and let's talk. Good vibes and positive intentions please.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  105. M4MM (ANYWHERE ANYTIME) -PLEASE. MAKE IT HAPPEN. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME AND WE HAD PLANNED FOR THE WEEKEND YOUR ROOMMATE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF TOWN. DID YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE? I WANTED TO RING YOUR DING DONG.KROTCH 09 · APRIL 2023
  106. W4W (HOLOSOVICE : I watched you drop an entire burrito on the 96 last Saturday) -We both laughed and talked about fish tacos. You were from California. I'd like to visit you someday again either in California or on the 96...KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  107. M4W (CHODOV CENTRUM : Fuck fast fashion) -You were the group of anarchists with the black flags and the Molotov cocktails. I was the guy with the bandana over my face and the Amebix shirt. Let's overthrow the government and maybe grab some vegan pizza after.KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  108. M4W (STROMOVKA : Your Love was just camouflage for Rage) -The air around me feels like a cage. I thought I couldn't face a life without you. All of that was ripped apart when you refused to fight for us. It took the death of hope to let you go. Angels like you lie to keep control. The love I once knew is nothing but Rage. The fire inside drives my goals. Clears a path and heals my soul. It will never be the same again. No matter what tale or story you try to spin.KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  109. M4M (POTRAVINY NOVELKA : Potraviny Kluk) -We chatted at potraviny novelka where you told me about the size and shape of your banana. At first I was taken aback but after some thought, I have always wondered what it would be like to be with another guy. I would love to hear more about the curvature.KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  110. W4M (136 BUS SOUTH : Cute boy on the 136) -I sat down a few rows behind you and your 3 friends. You looked back and we made quick eye contact. I thought you were cute and wanted to say hi but I didn't. When you and your friends got up to exit we made eye contact as you walked past. I think I saw a small smile from you, as I gave you a small smile as well. I enjoyed your smile and find you very attractive :)KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  111. W4W (OUT OF TOWN : Gaurdian Angel) -What happened to watch over your fellow Angel ? WTF ? IM GEARING UP FOR THE SEASON FINALE!! IN MY SHORTEST SKIRT EVER AND MY RED RHINESTONE THIGH HIGH BOOTS... THE WHOLE 9. IM COMING FOR MY 9. HA, SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS IMMUNE. THATS FUNNY SHIT.KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  112. M4W (Narodni Dum : Flower woman) -Beautiful lady with flowers. I held the door, you said thank you, I said you're welcome. Not sure why you have to buy your own flowers, but you didn't have a ring either.KROTCH 08 · MARCH 2023
  113. MW4W (NOVE MESTO : I GOT A YEAST INFECTION) -We know you were looking forward to it. We were too, (Maybe me a little more). Hopefully you'll come back. Just give us a knock!KROTCH 07 · FEBRUARY 2023
  114. M4W (NAMESTI REPUBLIKY : I went to your art show and was an ass) -Sorry about that. I was neverous because we had such a good time last time we hungout so I got a bit drunk before and when it was time for questioins I should have just kept my mouth shut. You did good--the performance just wasn't my type. It was too forced.KROTCH 07 · FEBRUARY 2023
  115. W4W (ZIZKOV : It was my birthday and you kissed me) -I wouldn't have kissed you cus you were so drunk but you kept on persissssting! Okay! Fine. Come to mine next weekend?KROTCH 07 · FEBRUARY 2023
  116. M4W (CROSS CLUB : China Soup Gig, you kneed me in the balls) -hell yeah. !!KROTCH 07 · FEBRUARY 2023
  117. M4W (CAFE DU : Tall Brunette reading Bukowski) -We caught a few glances. Idk if you were just thinking but I wonder what you were thinking about. If I see you again and you see me again I'll drop by my number.KROTCH 07 · FEBRUARY 2023
  118. W4M (MEET FACTORY : Your gallery space) -We talked about your ambitions to be a painter. I said I liked your singing better. Sing to me sometime? - Rainboots girlKROTCH 07 · FEBRUARY 2023
  119. M4W (Ikea, BLK BRDG : cart boy) -u were eating what looked like a boiled egg in the parking lot. I took your cart back and we breifly talked about christmas and I didn't have the heart to tell you that i'm jewish. Convert me?KROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  120. W4MW (Tram 22, Namesti Miru : Missed konnection) -we met on a tram 3 months ago and you invited me to a party. you were from seattle and your gf from... somewhere else... you bragged about your zine, i bought one copy. i only just read it now. when will you make the next one? ps: i would have gone to that party...KROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  121. M4M (Flat party : too drunk to cum) -sorry for that.KROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  122. M4W (Bar Nevinny : Visiting from Sweadan) -You were visiting and were with some friends, you asked what i was writing about when we both went for a smoke. I was bummed you didn't say goodbyeKROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  123. M4W (Recompose studio : thanks for bringing me) -I got really drunk and left without saying goodbye but i'm glad you brought me I had a good time and hope to catch you again hahKROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  124. W4W (Zizkov / Karlin : how do I tell you ?) -well??????????????? and then what ???????????????????KROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  125. M4W (Laundry girl) -we both go to the laundromat on sazavska on the weekends. I didn't see you the last two weeks? Probably the holidays but I wanted to let you know your new hairstyle really rocks.KROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  126. M4W (Slavikova : wanna smoke?) -You got good stuff I can smell it from upstairs. I'll show you mine if you show me yours 8-)KROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  127. W4M (anywhere : You're so vain) -You probably think this post is about you... I still miss you thoughKROTCH 06 · JANUARY 2023
  128. M4F (BRUSELSKA : velvet hair on night tram) -I hope you remember me and that yu got to yr halloween party alright. You were quite drunk but you told me my hair was like velvet. I was wearing an abraham lincoln mask..i wonder what yr name is.KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  129. F4F (ZIZKOV : Drunk kebab on Saturday) -Sorry about my friend. His girlfriend just broke up with him and he mustuv been looking for love. I tried to stop him. Maybe you and I can get a coffee sometime? Vinohrady is nice this time of year. Hope to hear from you.KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  130. M4F (KARLIN : Do you even write poetry) -it really pissed me off when you made fun of everyone at the reading, sure your this hot chick from wherever the fuck and you and I had a good time and i'm glad that i went back to yourS but i felt like you just did it out of pity.KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  131. F4M (GAUGED OUT EYE : You didn't tell me you were seeing her) -we exchanged emails for awhile because you wouldn't give me your phone number and now I know why. Why couldn't you just have telled me?KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  132. M4M (BOHO, VINOHRADY : Why don't you come around anymore?)KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  133. F4F (BIKE JESUS : you told me you wanted to take photos of you) -Why did you leave without saying goodbye? Did I scare you off when I offered you to come with us? I thought we really shared a moment. You were wearing banana earrings.KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  134. M4F (ZIZKOVSISKA : You never called) -it just made it kind of awkward. You knew I liked you why didnt you just tell me you wern't interested?KROTCH 05 · NOVEMBER 2022
  135. M4F (IP PAVLOVA : French poet) -We used to see each other at cafe souterraine before covid. You showed me your french poetry and I wanted to show you mine. Are you still singing? Do you still live in Prague? You were sweet but shy. I was shy too.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  136. ?4? (LIBEN : Lacy) -I wish you could come by tonight.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  137. M4F (VINOHRADY : Espresso Tonic) -See you every other day at a cafe on Budecka. we shared a moment aa few times. write back if im right.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  138. F4M (FLORA : Cute guy at potraviny) -I didn't think I'd ever make one of these but that eye contact~! I was the petite blonde at potraviny thursday at 6ish. You were probably too shy to say hi, that's okay, here's your chance.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  139. F4F (Tereza) -We briefly spoke four years ago and exchanged emails . I misplaced your email address. Hope your doing well. - JKROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  140. F4F (KRYMSKA : Red head 2oo7) -We briefly had a thing and I thought about it a lot for a while and then not so much. Wonder how you're doing, I still remember when you kissed me.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  141. M4M (KRYMSKA : Sorry) -It was my first time and I think tha was probabaly why I was so shy and kicked you out after. You were nice just not my type.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  142. F4M (You kicked over my beer) -When you (Male 40s-50s???) passed my seat (sect 139) you spilled my beer. So sweet that you offered to replace it. I'd wished I'd said yes. Maybe next home game? I'll be there. Dying to know your name and have a beer next time.KROTCH 04 · SEPTEMBER 2022
  143. M4M (Andel : Looking for someone specific here) -. Wondering if you've had the fried chicken or BBQ n vinegar or perhaps another cold brew and snickerdoodle Salt & Straw or started watching Superstore yet. Hoping you would send me a line again but I understand if this will not be possible. Just want to say that I miss you and wish you the best. Te lo juro solo pienso en ti...KROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  144. M4F (Prague : Sorry about that) -It's been several years now. When we first started dating I made a crack about your belief in crystal healing. I'm sorry about that. Not because crystal healing is legit. It's total crap. But, because it was important to you. And my dig hurt you. And I never meant it to. I think that was the beginning of the end for us. Despite all the other great stuff, I think that doomed us. Sounds like you're happy now. New house. New town. New partner. Wish you the best. Maybe we'll cross paths again someday and can grab a coffee and catch up. Best to you.KROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  145. F4F (IP Pavlova : Pink Dress) -I saw your on the 22 today! We both got on at Ujezd heading south and both stopped at IP Pavlova. I wanted to say hi but I was listening to a work call. Just want to say hello and you are gorgeous. Hope to see you againKROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  146. F4FM (Motol : Behind you at hospital) -You looked at us waiting behind you a couple of times and gave us a nod as you left. Sorry if I seemed distant, I'm pretty nervous while I'm working. Maybe you saw me checking you out, I saw you bend over the counter a couple of times. Tell me what you remember, if this is a missed connectionKROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  147. F4M (Smíchov : we work together) -S, you are beautiful, smart, sexy. You have the most beautiful smile and contagious laugh. We work together downtown Smichov, we both are uniform employees. I don't know how to tell you how sexy you are. You changed your hair color to reddish. fire! lit! I thought you dating another uniform employee. I asked around come to find out I am wrong. you're initials are S.S.KROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  148. F4F (Petřín : Gorgeous woman in a black dress) -Sitting in the sun on the deck of a restaurant. We talked all night... I wanted you to tell me to delete my dating apps right then and there. I still do.KROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  149. MF4M (Zizkov : We were shy too) -Hey your smile was incredible. We wanted to invite you over but we were shy. If your still interested in us please reach out.KROTCH 03 · AUGUST 2022
  150. M4F (Krymská : Katerina with arm tattoo) -We used to see each other every once in a while at Sberne but it closed down for the 8th time. I’m the guy with three kneecaps....give me a call....you kno who you areKROTCH 01 · MAY 2022
  151. MF4M (Somos dos buscando otro) -Aqui en casa. Pintando y con refresco. Quieres venir ahora mismo o mas tarde/adelante. Si eres pintor, ven, nesecitamos un foreman je jeKROTCH 01 · MAY 2022
  152. M4M (Andel : Ranch Boy) -I saw you in line at the movies. I was wearing some awesome Jnco jeans. I promise to be that guy again and never take you for grantedKROTCH 01 · MAY 2022
  153. F4M (Olšany : Dave, you saved me) -You picked me up and took me all the way to Sumner. I had no idea what had happened to me, and because I was drugged had no idea I would later be unable to get you out of my head.KROTCH 01 · MAY 2022
  154. F4F (The Choices We Make) -We all have choices, we all make them. Sometimes other people make them for us. But you don't choose who you fall in love with, but you do choose who you lie too. I would have much rather remained friends.KROTCH 01 · MAY 2022
  155. F4M (Olšanské Namesti : Albert produce aisle) -We walked by each other a couple times and smiled. You were so beautiful, wish I had the guts to ask for your numberKROTCH 01 · MAY 2022
  156. M4F (Flight : Prague to Iceland) -I was a man with a cotton green coat and an REI wool sweater colored burgundy and grey. We spoke of Stockholm and Denmark. You told tales of north Sweden, and if you tell me what you did there, I’ll know it was you. If you tell me why you weren’t in Argentina, and how many weeks you vacationed, I’ll know it was you. If you say what you did in Sweden for a day that made you breath easier but made you nervous enough to stop doing it the next day, I’ll know it was you. If you tell me the color of your eyes, and the length of the gold gracing your neck, I’ll know it was you. I was tired and reclusive. Never again would I be so in the presence of your slightly sideways ponytail and your fur-lined boots. As I watched luggage go round and round, I wanted to listen to you tell stories about frozen rivers in Sweden and a six-hour train between cities. I’ll make you dinner and sing you songs, make you laugh and chase you down the street. What a wonderful time it could be between friends.KROTCH 01 · MAY 2022

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