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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Transcript
English (automatic)
Just drink your Braník warm Just drink your begging water Sir, drink it more
Just drink your begging water Just drink it more
The train must also not exist
This is an ode to Noah Webster Who created the dictionary Who tried to define poetry Let me ask you Does poetry exist? Should poetry exist? Because if poetry exists, then that means poetry does also not exist
Because in their world, let me say it again, where poetry exists, poetry must also not exist Because in their world, they want everyone to speak in purpose, once and for all The New Yorker will declare everyone and not anyone a poet The New Yorker will submit, decline, and return your writing before you even wrote it Everyone will be poets because everyone will not be poets Because if poetry exists, then poetry must also not exist Because in their world, no one will tell you they want to fuck you without telling you There will be no laundry, there will be no flirting, there will be no poetry
Because all sexes who are poets will be pleasureless and instant Because we will be poets and we will be not poets Because in their world, if poetry exists, then poetry must also not exist
And look on what you see, as they will say, oh wow, look at that art Isn't that so nice, and some of them will come up to you and say, sure you do know that this art is very important And you'll say, of course I do, I have an art degree from the United States of America
Because in their world, if poetry exists, poetry must also not exist
If poetry exists, then poetry does not exist, you have all high degrees from the United States And they'll say, yes I do love poetry, have you read the one about the man who fell in love? And they'll say, oh yes, yes I love that one, excellent poetry, yes indeed And we won't laugh because nothing will be funny, and you'll just understand And they'll say, hahahaha, that was a good joke indeed, as it was
Because if poetry exists, then poetry must also not exist Are you listening? Are you listening? hahahaha
Poetry will not exist if we say that it does Poetry will not exist if we say that it does If poetry exists, poetry must also not exist
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