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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Over here, in the other room. - It's only-- - It's like, it's not even a fricking-- - No! - Just say it. - So I'm all-- - Just say it. - Do not touch your athlete. - Do not touch your-- - Other-- - Your home. - Anything. - You're taking a huge-- - I should-- - You're not in here. - You're all out. - Take that. - Take that. - I'm gonna say-- - Ah! - Salud. - Salud. - Ah!
- It's really tasty. - Oh. - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow. - Hey, guys, are you okay? - It's hot. - It's hot? - Yeah, it's getting worse. - What do you mean on the-- - Oh, it's fucking hot. - Oh, no. (laughter) - I did not want to swallow it, but I did. (laughter) - Oh, no. - Oh, it's actually fucking hot. I'm gonna swallow it. - That's not bad. - There we go, there we go, there we go. (laughter) - Oh, no, he's taking-- - Oh! - He almost took it. (laughter) - It's really hot. - Excellent. (laughter) - It's okay. - It's okay. - It's okay. - It's okay. - Yeah, honestly, I-- (laughter)
- My thing, I feel like-- - It's on my body. - Yeah, it's on your body. - It's on my body. - It's on my throat. - Oh, my throat. (laughter) - Look at, this is a technique here. This is a technique here. - Yeah, it's actually pretty hot. - Okay. - All right, all right, all right. - So, now then. - Oh, it's in my ears. - Oh. - Okay. - This way. - It has some chocolate sauce on it. - Somebody's crying, somebody's crying. - I'm crying. - I'm crying. - I'm crying. - Show me that you're smiling, show me that. - Okay, everyone. - Holy fuck. (laughter) - They only got like half of what they got.
I got a little bit. (laughter)
- Look, they're all going to watch this. (laughter)
(laughter)
- All these are just like getting worse. (laughter) - And it's actually like raised a little bit and now it's starting to burn a little bit more. (laughter) - I think you know, oh, that's a muscle in that muscle. - All right. (laughter) - Am I hearing something? - Yeah, yeah. - I'm getting it in my ears. - What? - I'm getting it in my ears, bro. - Oh shit, I feel it in my bones. - Oh fuck. (laughter)
- Holy shit. (laughter) - I'm getting ears, right? (laughter)
- I need this. - Fuck. - It really sucks. - I'm in the middle of hell. (laughter) - Ah, put it down, put it down. (laughter)
- Ah, it didn't open up. - That's fine, it's okay. (laughter)
(laughter) - Come on, tiger. (laughter)
- It's getting better. (laughter)
- Yeah, it definitely is what we all want. It's like.
It's really like that, it's, it's fun. It's like. (laughter) It's like, if it stopped, if it were to stop. I don't know if it stopped. (laughter) You can do yogurt, there's the yogurt, right? Next to the pancakes, there's the yogurt. (laughter) That's good stuff. You want yogurt? (laughter)
- It was the smallest piece. (laughter)
- It's like a bear, it's like a, it's like a decompression. And here you see, it's conquering.
This shit was the Oracle and the Devil. The Devil is real, and he lives in the powers.
Okay, now we're done, bye.
- I'll ask you five very serious questions. And it needs to be as honest about it as possible. Your favorite food is here. - It's the turkey, it's the turkey. - It's the turkey, it's the turkey, it's the turkey. - It may feel warm. - Ooh, I'll say it's warm. - It is, it's better. (laughter) - If you had to choose a word, what would it be? - A word, a word turkey. - You and Ben.
- If you want to have a bite of that good turkey, we can do it.
- Where is the turkey? - You know, on a plate, it's a cup, isn't it? - Turkey, it's a turkey. - Wherever you choose the turkey. - Can it be on the bedside table? - Yes. - Yeah, I'll do that. - Okay. - If you had to guess the turkey's last word, what would it be?
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