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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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The dolly fine whippin' up a good time lunchtime onion tart and cherry pie. We do figure eights, with our bodies, then our eyes in complete silent night, letting the sky put her ear to the beating chest, and me, while I made sure to bring my Polish slippers so she could wear them. Fine dine and wine. I bring all the books in the world and only want to write them. Stay up all night with toes out the covers rearranging the alphabet. A spider bites my neck so I bite her back and then apologize and try to kiss her over dinner. I consider different ways of
spelling my name but I've already made it this far in this here wig. I wonder what the city thinks of us making love in it if our beating chest thumps there too, as the construction workers peer into our bedroom.
I'm horrible at gambling or great at it. Depends how you look at it. The same goes for writing poetry, drinking too much, living comfortably, meeting people, secret handshakes with people who have names, caring for my health for example, or transgressing the dictionary, bearing and appreciating teeth, reading relevant literature, reading emotions off own face, writing irrelevant literature, and I've been entering libraries with my nose first, balancing desires which at present are important, maintaining routines for example, or disregarding art, or taking
self for walk to improve self, writing about and how it appears to me. I'm finding poetry undoubtedly funny, finding comedy deeply moving, finding love somewhere between, and requiring attention but not acceptance, requiring acceptance but not attention, listening to the way I talk, hearing words with no meaning, hearing the way I talk, listening to words with no yet meaning.
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