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CHECKING YOUR INVITATION…
We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Transcript
English (automatic)
(upbeat rock music)
♪ She got a moist vagina ♪ ♪ She got a moist vagina ♪ ♪ She cried too much of Coca-Cola ♪ ♪ And now her fist trips out of her voice ♪
♪ But vagina ♪ ♪ But vagina ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ She doesn't want to sleep ever ♪ ♪ She stays home ♪ ♪ Drinking Coca, Coca, Coca, Coca, Coca, Coca-Cola ♪
♪ She puts cheese on ham and on bread ♪ ♪ She puts cheese on ham and on bread ♪ ♪ She takes her hands 'cause she got hands ♪ ♪ Moist vagina ♪ ♪ Vagina ♪ ♪ Vagina, vagina ♪
♪ Coca-Cola ♪ ♪ Coca-Cola ♪ ♪ Coca-Cola ♪ ♪ She is outside and she runs ♪ ♪ On the floor and she's hurt in her head ♪ ♪ She regrets ♪ ♪ She regrets being alive ♪ ♪ She regrets having most vagina ♪ ♪ She regrets leaving the house ♪ ♪ She regrets giving you the kiss ♪ ♪ Yes, she regrets all the Coca-Cola ♪ ♪ She times everything ♪ ♪ She doesn't want to be outside ♪ ♪ But she doesn't want that ♪ ♪ Because she doesn't know what she wants to do ♪ ♪ She regrets, she regrets, she regrets, she regrets, she regrets, she regrets, she regrets ♪ ♪ She regrets everything ♪
♪ And there is only one lesson ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪ ♪ Don't waste her Coca-Cola ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪ ♪ Go waste my time on my baby ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪ ♪ Go back to Žižkov ♪
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