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CHECKING YOUR INVITATION…
We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Ms. Winker, I am writing from the building next door in concern for your business and the state of your store. Ms. Winker, I am writing in regards to the recent overgrown allotment that has found itself at the entrance of your door. Ms. Winker, I would be surprised if you do not know me, though am aware I am the boy who buys eggs at eight, beer at six, and should you know me as that I would not digress. Ms. Winker, to whom this letter is for, I am writing because when I enter your store you do not acknowledge me, nor the expressions on my face, despite our relationship.
Ms. Winker, I do not know your name either, to which I would hope you would understand. Though, Ms. Winker, this correspondence, this letter to you, is to suggest that the state of your bananas are molded and though I have tried to point this out to you, I did not want to interrupt you. You always count my money twice. Ms. Winker, I would never cheat you. I am concerned of your well-being. It is dark in there and smells of off-fish. Ms. Winker, you must let the delivery driver know of the situation we are in. Ms. Winker, I really think we could work this out.
I have been thinking of the beans I bought which were off for a month and, Ms. Winker, I thought you should know that it really takes a long time for beans to go bad and perhaps this letter finds you well. Perhaps you have a nice home you go to or a favorite bar you stop in at. Ms. Winker, I can suggest the all-night diner on 4th and Sycamore. The Hollandaise is made in-house though I do not know if you are vegan. And before I go, Ms. Winker, I would like to follow up on our conversation the other day when I said thank you and good day and you did not look towards me. Did you hear me?
Is everything okay at home? Your family? Your self? Do you have someone who turns off the lights? I am concerned that you are neglecting the cobwebs behind the wine rack.
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