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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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♪ Smiles on pizza, looking to a name that's obvious like that ♪ ♪ Be like, "No, don't beat ya, don't beat ya, don't beat ya" ♪ ♪ Here we go again, I'm a reacher, I'm a teacher ♪ ♪ I'm good a motherfuckin' speaker ♪ ♪ I can hear myself, hear that well ♪ ♪ Hear that said, wanna keep myself ♪ ♪ No back doors, no front doors ♪ ♪ Walls and bills in the front door ♪ ♪ So, motherfucker, what you front for? ♪ ♪ Don't wear that shit, ain't broader, ain't broader, ain't broader ♪ ♪ Hey, you run, did some good ♪ ♪ Function's strong like a zonker truck ♪ ♪ I don't give a fuck, 'cause I won't get stuck ♪
♪ Where the fuckers at? Well, put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up ♪ ♪ Now see whatever bands up, bands up ♪ ♪ Yo, Illya, I feel ya, I'ma kill ya ♪ ♪ I'ma feel ya, go up to the bill ya ♪ ♪ That's the shit though, that's the shit though, just get low ♪ ♪ Let's get high, let's get back, let's get to the front ♪ ♪ When we're back to the front, when we're back to the front, to the front, to the front, yo ♪ ♪ Bitch, she keep, bitch, she go up, hang it up, go up to the bill ♪ ♪ That's that shit, that's that shit, that's that shit ♪
♪ Let me talk to you, take a little something like this, bring it on down, take it a little slower ♪ ♪ Man, I don't even know her, wanna blow her, don't know where to go her, but it don't hurt ♪ ♪ Here I come with the mic, the mic, the microphone ♪ ♪ When they just come to the dome, I roam like ♪ ♪ Selling your phones in your pocket, that's a rocket, it's a rocket ♪ ♪ I'm like that Spacey Sprockets, and no Jetsons, and no Vetsons, and no Vetsons ♪ ♪ That don't fit in, no shitting, no kidding, no kitty cat, no pity motherfuckers ♪
♪ Break me off a little piece of that, break me off a little piece of you ♪ ♪ Break me off a little piece of us, cause this is what I do when I got the shit in my hand ♪ ♪ When I switch it, I switch it, I switch it, I switch it ♪ ♪ You get it, you visit, you see it, I do it ♪ ♪ You talk it, I live it, you wanna fuck with me, come pay me a visit ♪ ♪ But I'll be at back door, I'll be at back door, so come on now ♪ Here we go again with the sound Here we go again just like wow, pow, ooh!
Is that that sh*t? Is that that sh*t?
Yeah, give it up for my man!
Bada bada, what you talking about? Oh sh*t, we talking sh*t now!
That's that, that's that, that's that. Bring it down, bring it down.
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