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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Florida, I am jumping in the neon December light, bopping to ambiguous teeth chatter asking how you are, and the man in the hallway devouring a beef sandwich does not know at what time the orgy is. Florida, you grumbling scrooge, I want to impress you. Wear your clothes and let you undress me, make the man unfold his tabloid just below the eyes and watch in secret jealousy. Florida, I am wandering still, here with my hands outside my pockets, grabbing your empty body, crying into your breast. And the lone Russian woman is there with her chin down, all tall and black hair.
I want to wear your evening jacket, stay rather silent, and kick the lone aluminum can home. Florida, I am twirling on the platform, the man, the woman, and you are watching in ambiguous open eyes and I am asking again in the December teeth chatter how you are.
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