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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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I used to visit my grandparents. And I have a friend there. There's like two stories about her actually. You know one of them for sure. But I will repeat it. No problem. Thank you for asking. No problem. Cornelia. Cornelia was one year younger than me. And I used to be in like dance collective in town. It was hip hop dance classes called Be Free. So like I always feel very free when I'm there.
So at this dance class I met Cornelia. And we became friends. And once I visited her and she was like "oh my god Sandra, everybody take a codeine here. Like here we're hanging now, we're taking this pill and it's so cool. We're taking a codeine." And I was like "what? A codeine?" How old were you? 14. And she was like "yeah, it's like only like cough pills. So you have to take like 15 and like you'll be fine. Then we'll have fun."
And I was like "oh yeah? Really? Everybody takes that?" And she was like "yeah, sure." So how can we get them? We had to go to pharmacy. But I'm scared because now everybody figured out that we're all buying that to be high so like they don't want to sell it to everybody. And like I'm scared to go there. And I was like "yeah, we'll go buy these pills. It's just cough pills." And I was so scared and I went to the pharmacy and I asked for a codeine. I got them.
And we took, there was 13 in the pocket, so each of us took 15. Each? Yeah, we were two. I took 15 and my friend took 15. She took 15? Yes. And like she was like having fun, she was like laughing and doing weird stuff. And I was like "but I can't feel anything. What the fuck?" And like it was like for three hours. I couldn't feel anything. And then I started yelling. Yelling? Yelling. Like so much.
You're so tired. And because they know these pills work with your breathing system. Oh fuck. So I was yelling so much and like at some point it started, like it made me cry because my face hurt me and it was very annoying because I couldn't say anything. I was like always like. It was so long. Like I always, I need to take like very long breaths. It was like that's the reason I was doing that all the time. Oh shit. And like it lasted like two hours and like she was laughing all the time and like I started to be scared at some point but everything was fine.
And after a few hours of yelling. Not yelling. Yelling. Yelling all the time. We were hanging out and I really wanted to pee but I couldn't pee. Yeah it blocked my pee. So I couldn't pee at all. Like usually I can pee but then I couldn't pee. And then we went to her parents place. There was a party and her dad was a policeman. Wait wait wait. Say it one more time. I went to this girl's house. Yeah. And I was completely high. And like I was sitting I didn't know what was going on.
And her dad was a cop. Yeah he was a cop. And my eyes were just like so big and my tongue started to shake and I couldn't stop it and I had shaky tongue and she was laughing all the time and I was like I have to go to hospital. She was laughing all the time. Shaky tongue. Yeah. It was like I couldn't stop it. And like we kept the secrets because there was a party and her dad was a policeman and I still couldn't pee.
And yeah once and oh there was a point that I couldn't focus like more than one second actually on anything. I couldn't like like I'm looking at you right now. I couldn't do it because it was like this feeling was so weird that I have to like change all the time. You were far. You were tweaking. And her dad came and asked how are you guys doing? And I couldn't look at him. I was like yeah we're fine. But he left. And then I couldn't drink water and I think and I got paralyzed feet.
And I still wanted to try to pee and like I was walking like this because I couldn't. But were you laughing or were you just having a horrible time during all of this? I had a horrible time. She was laughing. Was she laughing at you or just in general? Like she couldn't understand that it's serious and like I overdosed. Oh fuck. And like so I couldn't walk. Yeah. And like I couldn't pee, vomit or poop. Nothing. Nothing could go out of my body.
And I was shaking and my tongue was so dry and I still couldn't. I couldn't feel the water in my mouth. It was like very weird thing. So that's the reason I didn't drink because I just couldn't. You couldn't feel the water in your mouth. That's crazy. Yeah. So the next morning I was vomiting all day. And like I need to go back to my town with my grandparents. And I was vomiting day all day. And I told my mom that I ate ice cream from this one place and my grandparents' town. So that's the reason I'm vomiting because I got poisoned because this fucking ice cream there and I just overdosed.
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