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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Got him out with a shovel, a gun is better, there's those little fucking worms, what are they called, they hang out in those genealogical places. My dad had a cover for Angela, he was opening his mouth about some shit. He got away with it of course, he was trying to reel it in, ten feet away let's say, weather permitted. It was me, Dean, Anthony, just past South Hill I think, it's called Clover Island, I don't know where it is but I could get you there and there are some crazy motels between here and there, river runs with flat bottom girls where those two rivers part.
You know what Boner, I went up there last year and you were allowed only two a year if you were a local. I was taking the drywall off and that shit was burning, built for impact and they have King, Covid, Pink, I'm talking about Russia and they have several more species than we do. I haven't looked but he wears flip flops while he cooks at the plane war so are we going Salmon fishing in Russia? Total dick move, we'll take the trophy down there, get out and about. Siberia, hook the chain baby, they shot this bear over there that killed nine people with
Canadian citizenship, there's a guy that does that one of the only Americans who goes to Russia. I tell you what, you'll go to Joe's house and go look at his shotguns, he has a fucking door, I'll sell you this fucking branding for fucking 800 bucks, what is that, nine inches or something, that tank five pounder, you know where that's at, get eaten. I don't know how to answer that, I have cordon izziqua in the morning, grab the bloodline from me and unzip, is that what you do Boner at Bubba Beach? Giant trout are so fucking slimy, where's the salmon pulled out Bubba?
Fuck yeah, 20 bucks a month, all these old timers coming in from Spokane filling their truck trailers, I'll take you out there, show you my rage master and fuck, there's four dudes at Park Avenue shooting so we're like fuck, we just want to shoot, he shoots the same grip you do Bugga, like dude it's fine, it's fucking fine, it's a Remington lock 720 inch barrel, dude come shoot it, open your jaw, and that milk jug went ba boom, do you feel comfortable, what's he doing, he's oxygenating his blood to breathe, aim
north and left, he waits till we all sit down, then he hikes his ass up with his REI backpack, he's got a big 643 seven millimeter, do you want my stage name Bubba, or my real name, they call me Superman, I already had my 15 minutes of fame.
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