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CHECKING YOUR INVITATION…
We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Transcript
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[MUSIC]
Inappropriate to not discuss the rights of those who don't exist. Inappropriate those crawling into noisy lives. Inappropriate noisy kitchens, bedrooms, balconies. The crawling them, with their pointy non-existing noses. Making holes in their eyes. Inappropriate, not respecting your country's policies. And they are nobody, nobody. [MUSIC] Nobody, unhoused, nobody. [MUSIC] Nobody, inappropriate, nobody. [MUSIC] In need of understanding, and sex. [MUSIC] Promised castles. [MUSIC] And elderflower-like smelling porches. [MUSIC] And the only one, human body, beloved feature, that is the curse.
[MUSIC] Being sent back to earth. [MUSIC] Inappropriate. [MUSIC]
Being forced to acquire the predestined man's occupation. [MUSIC] Of non-existent body, with existent body physiological features. [MUSIC] Almost unrecognizable. [MUSIC] No easy houses, with easy husbands, and stir-fried beans. [MUSIC] Non-arrestable, dehumanized, decomposed, recreated, wet. Non-arrestable, dehumanized, decomposed, recreated, wet. Non-arrestable, dehumanized, decomposed, recreated, wet. Still asking for cash. [MUSIC] Not doctrine. [MUSIC] Still asking for cash. [MUSIC] Not doctrine. [MUSIC] For steam of skin. [MUSIC] Driving the alone kingdom bad is Trinolino.
Driving the alone kingdom bad is Trinolino. [MUSIC] Worn smooth by their food monologues. [MUSIC] Unpermitted visitors of non-existing flesh. [MUSIC] They baptize themselves in kitchen sink water. [MUSIC] Await for the soft yes of someone dreaming. [MUSIC] Why they press lips to nothing. [MUSIC] Mouthing names. [MUSIC] One drop. [MUSIC] One almost cash. [MUSIC] Enough to prove the non-existence is just poorly documented. [MUSIC] That the non-existence is just poorly documented. [MUSIC] Nobody. [MUSIC] Nobody. Nobody. [MUSIC]
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