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We're cleaning the mold from our VHS tapes to be displayed in a brand new archive of all things OBJECT:PARADISE. Regular programming resumes on opening night.
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A statement from the collective
On 16-06-2026, we were notified of the permanent deletion of the OBJECT:PARADISE YouTube channel. In a single, automated sweep, our archive of the Prague underground's history, poetics, and experimental film was erased. Furthermore, we have been explicitly prohibited from creating any future channels.
Under the EU's Digital Services Act (DSA), platforms of this scale are legally required to provide transparent moderation, clear justifications, and access to actual human review when a digital livelihood or archive is destroyed. However, even after consultation with agencies operating under the DSA, we have been unable to reach any human response from YouTube.
But as frustrating as this news is, it didn't surprise us.
In fact, it is the exact reason we formed the OBJECT:PARADISE collective in the first place — to curate and create collective agency in the celebration of public art. Today's platforms steal this agency from us through their algorithmic biases and automated content control, which directly conflicts with our Manifesto. So we decided to take the L and to do something with it.
We have completely redesigned the OBJECT:PARADISE Archive with four objectives in mind:
And, perhaps most importantly, to keep it free, algorithmically independent, and weird.
In 08-2026, we launched the beta version of the site to select users. The official launch is on 31-10-2026 at The Prague Microfestival, Kampus Hybernská, doors at 18:00.
Thanks for all the support.
—OBJECT:PARADISE
Would you like to get involved or think you can give us a hand in some capacity? Shoot us an email here: info@objectparadise.com
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Hey guys we're at pizza room on pizza 1986 for fourth round edition of pizza review. We got pizza right here we're gonna do pizza review we'll see how it is of course edition let's see how it is we actually ordered meat so we gotta eat meat
we're gonna do a little meat review pizza review this whole thing it looks like a pretty good pie it's a little greasy kind of hard the cut isn't very cut so we're gonna cut it with my fingers analog so we're gonna do a little pizza review all right so uh yeah frankie we got pizza review meat uh this isn't looking so good it's not like the the flop the hop the job all right let's do it
how does it feel what is what's the review first bite i ate the whole toppings out the damn pizza frankie the whole topping i ate one bite one bite the whole toppings came out the damn pizza damn it's not great i ate the whole toppings i ate it all it's not great i had the whole cheese and the meat off the damn thing so
hey to be fair that is really good oh my god it's so good look at that frankie look at that zoom in zoom in this and look at that what kind of shit is that so uh pizza review uh
they're gonna i'm gonna go
i mean to be fair
frankie frankie there's there's guys there frankie it's a pizza review right here baby i'm gonna go
hey frankly uh ingredients aren't that good the rest of the pizzas
hard i'm gonna go i'm gonna i'm gonna go
what kind of frank frank franky franky give me are we recording right now franky franky i'm looking at it's a good pizza i like it a lot i think it's really good uh we're gonna go there's all these people walking around here playing golf and run this lady and fucking small women walking around what the fuck is this shit uh we're gonna go people driving car uh seven seven eight on this actually this is a good pizza i would eat this every seven eight i know i i know i know i i know what it is i know what it is i know i would go for
tram stops for this my nipples are hard i would go for tram stops with my with my heart there look at that look at this one right here you can flick it with the cardboard yeah it's a hard nipple right i would go seven four uh tram stop uh score on this for tram stop i'd go seven seven eight seven yeah it's it's a solid score it's played i the white sauce is great i'll eat again then bye if you want me to test that i don't know
it's really it's a it's a really good pizza um
i don't know it's really good okay seven eight seven eight roman's pizza uh for you next episode yeah
so
you can drink it every day but you can't recommend it to your friends
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